Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
Happy Ferret Tongues.
[puts hands up] don’t ask me i’m just here for comedic relief and shitty one-liners
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore
nobody is ever going to love you
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or…